Description

When the Story Is Bad and the Side-Eye Says Everything

We all know that moment.

Somebody starts talking.

The story gets a little questionable.

Then it gets ridiculous.

And before they even finish, your face has already delivered the verdict.

YOUZA DAMN LIE!

No debate.

No investigation.

No follow-up questions.

Just pure, unapologetic disbelief.

This BrazenBoldness graphic tee pairs a bold comic-style statement with a confident illustrated woman rocking gray curls, leopard-print accents, oversized glasses, denim, gold jewelry, and the kind of side-eye reserved for people who should probably rethink what they just said.

And just in case they didn’t get the message the first time:

Try again.

Bold, funny, colorful, and packed with personality, this shirt is made for anyone whose nonsense detector is permanently switched on.

Why You’ll Love It

• Original BrazenBoldness artwork
• Bold comic-inspired graphic
• Large colorful front print
• Highly readable statement design
• Soft and lightweight everyday shirt
• Comfortable unisex retail fit
• Great conversation starter
• Works for a wide range of ages and personalities
• Easy to pair with jeans, shorts, leggings, or a casual jacket
• Funny without needing an explanation

The Design

This graphic combines:

• A confident illustrated woman with gray curls
• Leopard-print headband and top
• Denim jacket and shorts
• Gold hoop earrings and jewelry
• Lowered glasses and unmistakable side-eye
• Hands-on-hips attitude
• Bright comic-book bursts and accents
• Large YOUZA DAMN LIE! lettering
• A secondary Try again. punchline

The yellow, red, white, blue, leopard print, and black detailing creates strong contrast across both light and dark shirt colors.

The Shirt

Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Tee

The Bella+Canvas 3001 combines a soft feel with a modern retail-style fit that works well for everyday wear.

Fabric:
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton on standard solid colors

Fabric Weight:
4.2 oz/yd²

Fit:
Unisex retail fit

Construction:
Side-seamed

Neckline:
Classic crew neck

Label:
Tear-away label

The fabric is lightweight and smooth, making it an excellent canvas for detailed colorful artwork.

Available Colors

Choose from:

White
Black
Brown
Pink
Military Green
Navy
Asphalt
Dark Grey
Maroon
Soft Cream

Our Favorite Pairings

Black — Maximum contrast and serious attitude
Soft Cream — Warm vintage-inspired look
Pink — Fun contrast between cute and confrontational
Asphalt — Casual and slightly edgy
Maroon — Rich backdrop for the yellow and red artwork
White — Bright, clean presentation of the entire design

Actual garment colors may vary slightly depending on monitor and device settings.

Available Sizes

S – 3XL

Bella+Canvas 3001 Size Guide

Size	Width	Length	Sleeve Length
S	18″	28″	8.9″
M	20″	29″	9.2″
L	22″	30″	9.5″
XL	24″	31″	9.7″
2XL	26″	32″	10.0″
3XL	28″	33″	10.4″

Width is measured across the chest while the shirt is laid flat.

Sleeve length is measured from the shoulder seam to the sleeve hem.

For a looser or oversized look, consider ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Perfect For

This shirt is made for:

• Sarcasm lovers
• People with a highly calibrated nonsense detector
• Women with attitude
• Funny moms
• Funny grandmas
• Sisters
• Best friends
• Coworkers
• Family reunions
• Backyard cookouts
• Girls’ nights
• Brunch with friends
• Casual weekends
• Family gatherings
• Anyone famous for giving side-eye
• People who hear questionable stories on a regular basis

It’s particularly appropriate for the friend or family member everyone already knows is going to call somebody out.

Makes a Great Gift

Looking for something with more personality than another generic graphic tee?

YOUZA DAMN LIE! makes a memorable gift for:

Birthdays • Mother’s Day • Grandmothers • Sisters • Aunts • Best Friends • Coworkers • Retirement Gifts • Christmas • Secret Santa • Family Reunions • Girls’ Trips • Just Because

Especially if the recipient has ever responded to a ridiculous story with nothing more than a look.

Style It Your Way

Pair it with:

• Jeans and sneakers
• Denim shorts
• Leggings
• Casual boots
• A denim jacket
• Hoop earrings
• Sunglasses
• Leopard-print accessories

Or just wear it exactly as intended:

with attitude.

Care Instructions

To help preserve the garment and print:

• Machine wash cold
• Turn shirt inside out before washing
• Wash with like colors
• Tumble dry low
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron directly over the printed design
• Do not dry clean

Made to Order

Every shirt is produced specifically for your order.

Producing items on demand allows us to offer more original designs, colors, and sizes without creating unnecessary excess inventory.

Please allow 1–3 business days for production before shipment.

Shipping

United States

Estimated delivery after production: 3–5 business days

Canada

Estimated delivery after production: 7–12 business days

International

Estimated delivery after production: 10–30 business days

Tracking is included when available.

Shipping estimates may vary because of carrier delays, weather, holidays, customs processing, or other circumstances outside our control.

Returns & Exchanges

We want you to be happy with your order.

Apparel may be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery provided it is unworn and returned in its original condition and packaging.

If your item arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, please contact us within 14 days of delivery and include clear photographs of the issue.

Order cancellations should be requested within 12 hours of purchase whenever possible.

The BrazenBoldness Quality Promise

BrazenBoldness creates custom designs for custom people.

Our goal is not to fill a shop with the same recycled graphics you’ve already seen everywhere else.

The YOUZA DAMN LIE! artwork is an original BrazenBoldness design created specifically for our shop, combining humor, personality, expressive character artwork, and a style meant to stand out.

Because sometimes a shirt shouldn’t whisper.

Sometimes it should look somebody dead in the eye and say:

YOUZA DAMN LIE!