Description

Why I Hate Trailer Parks!

There are bad weather days.

And then there are days when a twelve-story tornado looks at your neighborhood and thinks:

“OH LOOK, A SNACK!”

Welcome to the latter.

This chaotic cartoon disaster features a towering, sinister tornado tearing through a trailer park while terrified residents scramble for safety, lawn furniture and debris disappear into the sky, and a completely unprepared cow discovers that today was a terrible day to be outside.

Its contribution to the emergency?

“MOO! MOOOOO!”

And because subtlety clearly left town several miles ahead of the storm, the whole scene is finished with:

“Why I hate trailer parks!”

This isn’t a tiny slogan slapped onto a shirt. It’s a full-blown cartoon catastrophe packed with details people will discover the longer they look at it.

Designed for the Back

This artwork is intentionally presented as a large back print so the tornado, flying cow, panicked residents, trailers, debris and lettering have enough room to make an impact.

The large-format placement makes this an especially good conversation shirt for cookouts, festivals, bars, road trips, storm watchers, RV enthusiasts, weather nerds, or anyone whose sense of humor occasionally needs a severe-weather warning.

Shirt Details

• Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Tee
• Soft, lightweight retail-style fit
• Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton construction; fiber content varies by color
• Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² fabric
• Unisex sizing
• Tear-away label
• Large graphic printed on the back
• Available in Natural, Baby Blue, White, Pink, Asphalt, Military Green and Deep Heather
• Sizes S–3XL
• Made to order

Fit & Sizing

The Bella+Canvas 3001 has a comfortable unisex retail fit rather than the heavy, boxy feel of a traditional promotional T-shirt.

Please check the BrazenBoldness Size Chart in the product gallery before ordering. If you prefer a roomier or more relaxed fit, consider sizing up.

Made for People Who Like Their Humor a Little Twisted

This one is for storm chasers, weather geeks, tornado-country veterans, RV and camping crowds, lovers of ridiculous cartoon humor, and anybody who sees a flying cow and immediately knows things have gotten serious.

It also makes a hilariously inappropriate gift for the friend who watches tornado footage like it’s a sporting event.

One-of-a-Kind BrazenBoldness Artwork

Every BrazenBoldness design is created to have its own personality rather than looking like another recycled print-on-demand graphic.

This is an original, one-of-a-kind BrazenBoldness design and is not sold by other shops.

CUSTOM DESIGNS FOR CUSTOM PEOPLE.

Care Instructions

Turn garment inside out before washing. Machine wash cold with like colors using mild detergent. Tumble dry low when possible. Do not iron directly over the printed design and avoid bleach.

See the BrazenBoldness Apparel Care card in the gallery for complete instructions.

Production & Shipping

Each shirt is made to order. Please allow approximately 1–3 business days for production before shipment.

U.S. orders typically arrive approximately 3–5 business days after production, although carrier delays can occasionally occur. Tracking is provided when your order ships.

BrazenBoldness Quality Promise

We want you to be happy with what shows up at your door. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or with a printing problem, contact us with photos so we can make it right.

 

Please see the Quality Promise and Shop Policies cards in the gallery for complete details.