Description

I EAT CHOCOLATE AND VANILLA PUDDING

Some people just really like pudding.

That’s your story, and you’re sticking to it.

The “I EAT CHOCOLATE AND VANILLA PUDDING” shirt takes an innocent-sounding statement, adds one strategically enthusiastic tongue, piles on the chocolate and vanilla, and leaves everyone else to draw their own conclusions.

Maybe you’re talking about dessert.

Maybe you’re not.

BrazenBoldness isn’t here to interrogate you.

The oversized chocolate and vanilla pudding shirt back graphic features rich chocolate browns, creamy vanilla yellows, splashes, pudding cups, bold retro-inspired lettering, and a gloriously shameless mouth front and center. It is colorful, playful, slightly inappropriate without actually saying anything inappropriate—and exactly the sort of shirt that gets a second look after you walk past.

IMPORTANT: BACK PRINT ONLY

The entire design is printed on the BACK of the shirt.

The front is completely blank, giving the tee a clean appearance from the front and saving the surprise for when you turn around.

Perfect for anyone who appreciates humor with a little plausible deniability.

THE SHIRT

Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Tee, a customer favorite known for its soft feel, lightweight construction, and comfortable everyday fit.

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• 4.2 oz/yd² fabric weight
• Soft and lightweight
• Unisex retail fit
• Classic crew neck
• Short sleeves
• Tear-away label
• Comfortable for everyday wear
• Sizes S–3XL

For a more relaxed or oversized look, consider ordering one size up.

AVAILABLE COLORS

Choose from:

• Asphalt
• Baby Blue
• Black
• Brown
• Navy
• Pink
• Soft Cream
• White

Because screens display color differently, the actual shirt color may vary slightly from what you see on your monitor or phone.

WHY THIS ONE WORKS

This isn’t just another generic slogan slapped on a shirt.

The artwork is built around the joke, with the chocolate-and-vanilla theme carried through the lettering, pudding illustrations, splashes, tongue, flowers, and color palette.

This chocolate and vanilla pudding shirt is bold enough to be noticed from across the room and ridiculous enough to start conversations.

And the best part?

Anyone offended by it has to admit what they thought it meant.

GREAT FOR

A wonderfully questionable gift for:

• Adults with a dirty sense of humor
• Couples
• Friends who live for inappropriate jokes
• Chocolate lovers
• Vanilla lovers
• Dessert fanatics
• People who enjoy double entendres
• Birthday gifts
• Bachelor or bachelorette weekends
• Parties and cookouts
• Vacation shirts
• Anyone who enjoys making strangers do a double take

Or wear it simply because pudding is delicious.

We won’t judge.

MADE TO ORDER

Every shirt is made specifically for you after your order is placed.

Production time: 1–3 business days

Estimated Shipping

United States: 3–5 business days
Canada: 7–12 business days
International: 10–30 business days

Tracking is included when available.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

To help keep your shirt and print looking their best:

• Machine wash cold
• Wash inside out
• Use similar colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron directly over the printed design
• Do not dry clean

RETURNS & QUALITY PROMISE

30-Day Hassle-Free Returns & Exchanges

Apparel may be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery as long as it is unworn and returned in its original packaging.

Damaged or Defective Orders

If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrectly printed, contact us within 14 days of delivery and include clear photos so we can make it right.

Cancellations

Orders may be canceled within 12 hours of purchase.

THE BRAZENBOLDNESS QUALITY PROMISE

BrazenBoldness isn’t interested in filling a store with the same tired designs you’ve already seen a thousand times.

Our designs are created to be original, bold, funny, strange, sarcastic, provocative, and one-of-a-kind—the kind of shirts made for people who would rather stand out than blend in.

CUSTOM DESIGNS FOR CUSTOM PEOPLE.

 

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